Triathlon catch phrases

Here are a few nice phrases I've found on some of the t-shirts:

• Threesome anyone?
• Evolution.
• Duathlete
• I almost drowned. I almost crashed my bike. Practically died on the run...When is the next TRI?
• Triathlon: if you have to ask "why", you will never understand.
• You run? So do I but only after I swim and bike.
• Pain is temporary, pride is forever!
• Triathlete - an ordinary doing the extraordinary
• Lost in transition
• I didn't do it just for the tattoo
• Just because I'll sleep with you doesn't mean I'll train with you
• This is not a sport. It is an obsession
• Proud citizen of the triathlon nation
• If your relationships still works, you could be training even harder.
• Triathletes do it longer! (and in more positions)
• I'd rather be swimming (or cycling....or running)
• My doctor said I needed more iron...so I swam 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles and ran 26.2 miles.
• In my alphabet there is not D, N or F.
• I tri therefore I am!
• Triathletes "do it" in the aero position
• I ride my bike more than my girlfriend, but she still loves me
• Could Chuck go the distance?
• Thriathletes do it 3 times. Without stopping
• Swim, bike, run, rinse, repeat.
• I don't date, I train.
• Save a bike, ride a triathlete.
• Endurance conspiracy.
• Swim 2.4 miles! Bike 112 miles! Run 26.2 miles! Brag for the rest of your life!
• Livin' life at race pace.
• Triathlete - aquarius cyclius athleticus endurum
• Triathlon: because racing one sport per morning is not enough.
• Life is simple: swim, bike, ride, eat, sleep.
• Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must; just never give up - Dean Karnazes